for all my fangirling needs^^ |
My name is ellen, and I'm just using this to reblog kpop things that i fangirl over^^ **MY BLOG IS 99% EXO** Follow only if you dare to try to handle my spazzes...^^ BIASES: Lu Han (EXO-M), Kris (EXO-M), Se Hun (EXO-K) (HUNHAN ALL THE WAY!), Chanyeol (EXO-K), Lay (EXO-M), Jonghyun (SHINee), Yonghwa (CNBLUE), Daesung (Big Bang), Yesung (Super Junior), Seohyun (SNSD), Amber (f(x)). <3 Well, I listen to more groups than that, but I don't really have biases in them quite yet >< |
Tao: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m T-A-O!!!
Kris: How you feeling laaaadieeeessss!
Kris: Make some noise!
Tao: prrrrrrrrrwwhoaaaaaa!
Kris: KT in the house!
(Source: exoordinary, via kairisma)
EXO-K:
- Kai - Teleporters
- Suho - Aquatics
- Chanyeol - Pyromaniacs
- Baekhyun - Shiners
- D.O - Earthlings
- Sehun - Whirlwinds
EXO-M:
- Kris - Dragons
- Luhan - Telekinetics
- Tao - Cronics
- Chen - Sparks
- Xiu Min - Snowflakes
- Lay - Healers
cr:himekohimura
why is luhans so long
and so is chanyeols
i like chens best
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my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
“Kai’s body is not very good, its not just the waist injury” “Kai’s waist might need an operation” How many people will believe that i actually shed tears when i read this. Kim Jongin, just how old are you to have a waist injury that requires you to go for an operation. People asked: “What do…
(Source: zhonqrens)
Girls' Generation - I GOT A BOY (Re-Arranged Ver.)(this mix is rearranged so that it doesn't sound too much like a couple of songs mashed together)
(Source: buttension, via kyeowa)
EXO K - History [Dalla ver.]
Sehun: “DALLA-” …. *embarrassed laugh*
-Later when Suho starts stripping-
Sehun: *loud guffaw*
Kai: “What the hell?” ….. *maniacal giggle*
(Source: yeoldilayheehoo, via sooxiu)
| Before: | Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A- |
| After: | Cry tears of joy when I get a C |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Had no idea how to spend my money |
| After: | Broke from all the albums I buy |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Innocent little girl |
| After: | Pervert |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Cared about what people thought of me |
| After: | Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Asian guys are so nerdy |
| After: | HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Was a fashion terrorist |
| After: | Became a fashionista |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | |
| Guy: | Hey what's up? |
| Me: | asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!" |
| After: | |
| Guy: | Hey what's up? |
| Me: | You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me. |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Hey this celebrity is cute... |
| After: | OPPAR LOVE ME |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | "Sleep is so wonderful" |
| After: | "What is this sleep you speak of?" |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Had a life |
| After: | Spends life holed up in my room on the computer |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | What is music? |
| After: | I see the light |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Laugh quietly |
| After: | Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | |
| Reaction to people insulting someone I like: | Okay... :'( |
| After: | |
| Reaction to people insulting someone I like: | Bitch you will die in your sleep. |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | |
| Reaction to internet crash: | Okay.... :'( |
| After: | |
| Reaction to internet crash: | GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | |
| Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: | meh.... |
| After: | |
| Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: | asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?! |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | What is otp? what is ship? |
| After: | ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Ovaries tight and intact |
| After: | Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered. |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | straight, normal girl |
| After: | went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Nice, gentle person |
| After: | Sarcastic bitch |
| ~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Before: | Close-minded fool |
| After: | Open-minded viewer of life :) |
sehun jamming to b.a.p’s warrior
(Source: kriswuyifans, via planetsehun)
(Source: thesajangnim, via sooxiu)
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